JES -
As I'm not recovered from my holiday in Turkey yet, and DB is unlikely to ever get off his arse and leave his country (what with no passport and a fear of flying) I thought I'd show him what he's missing.
This is where we eat - If you like playing with your food, as they suggest, then I would recommend it without chilli sauce.
As I'm not recovered from my holiday in Turkey yet, and DB is unlikely to ever get off his arse and leave his country (what with no passport and a fear of flying) I thought I'd show him what he's missing.
This is where we eat - If you like playing with your food, as they suggest, then I would recommend it without chilli sauce.
This is the new square in town.
It's much bigger than it looks.
You can't even see the people - they are the size of ants.
It's much bigger than it looks.
You can't even see the people - they are the size of ants.
This is my beautiful cactus garden.
The stunner in the middle only flowers for 24 hours and I was lucky enough to arrive a couple of days before the event.
Love it.
The stunner in the middle only flowers for 24 hours and I was lucky enough to arrive a couple of days before the event.
Love it.
The Temple of Apollo.
It's a hot day out, but only costs a couple of quid to wander around all day.
The wildlife was a bit scarce this year, but frogs, lizards and tortoises make it more fun if you are a big kid like me.
It's a hot day out, but only costs a couple of quid to wander around all day.
The wildlife was a bit scarce this year, but frogs, lizards and tortoises make it more fun if you are a big kid like me.
This is where we drink - Lots and Lots and Lots.
Ramo's Bar is cheap, but by the end of the week I got the bill and nearly died.
I don't even remember taking that photo. That says it all.
Ramo's Bar is cheap, but by the end of the week I got the bill and nearly died.
I don't even remember taking that photo. That says it all.
The moon rising from the sea.
It's a shame that this site won't let me put the videos on.
I've got some cracking scenes and some cheeky interviews.
I even found and filmed the cat that moos.
I'll have to upload them to Youtube, so DB can get a better idea of what he'll never experience.
It's a shame that this site won't let me put the videos on.
I've got some cracking scenes and some cheeky interviews.
I even found and filmed the cat that moos.
I'll have to upload them to Youtube, so DB can get a better idea of what he'll never experience.
DB-
It's no wonder you need to recover after that Holiday. Let me give you a tip: NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED "UFUK".'Fuk-U', 'Fuking-shite', and 'Ufuking-Foreigner' should also be avoided. I hope your bowels recover soon.
Nice attempt at pictures, though. I imagine the blurred one on the bottom was how you saw most of the sites you went to after drinking those monster-sized daiquiris. You might want to stop and give a little time for your phone to focus before you get trigger happy next time. Some of us actually like to look at boring vacation photos. Is the second one of a fat man standing on an American football goalpost? You are so bloody far away, I'm not sure what the hell you were trying to capture. Good thing you're a writer and not a photographer.
If you think that frogs, lizards and tortoises are wildlife, then next year you need to come to Pennsylvania for your holiday. We had a bear in our backyard last week and deer are so plentiful that I stopped gardening because they ate most of it every year. Foxes, turkeys, eagles, hawks, coyotes, and groundhogs are seen on a regular basis too.
Tell me that this doesn't look like a great place to visit.
It's no wonder you need to recover after that Holiday. Let me give you a tip: NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED "UFUK".'Fuk-U', 'Fuking-shite', and 'Ufuking-Foreigner' should also be avoided. I hope your bowels recover soon.
Nice attempt at pictures, though. I imagine the blurred one on the bottom was how you saw most of the sites you went to after drinking those monster-sized daiquiris. You might want to stop and give a little time for your phone to focus before you get trigger happy next time. Some of us actually like to look at boring vacation photos. Is the second one of a fat man standing on an American football goalpost? You are so bloody far away, I'm not sure what the hell you were trying to capture. Good thing you're a writer and not a photographer.
If you think that frogs, lizards and tortoises are wildlife, then next year you need to come to Pennsylvania for your holiday. We had a bear in our backyard last week and deer are so plentiful that I stopped gardening because they ate most of it every year. Foxes, turkeys, eagles, hawks, coyotes, and groundhogs are seen on a regular basis too.
Tell me that this doesn't look like a great place to visit.
We may not have ancient ruins, but we have plenty of wildlife and incredible scenery. When you live in a place, as beautiful as this, you don't need a stinking passport. :P Oh - and there is plenty of alcohol here, so you need not worry.
JES -
I was talking about real wildlife. Not the kind that has learned to live with your binfuls of junk food.
Here's a fox, yeah we do have them, watching the builders in Central London as they pipe in the electric cables to a new building. I'm sure it's awaiting half a sandwich, but that's not WILDLIFE!
As for your tree picture - We have loads of them and lakes and sky!
I was talking about real wildlife. Not the kind that has learned to live with your binfuls of junk food.
Here's a fox, yeah we do have them, watching the builders in Central London as they pipe in the electric cables to a new building. I'm sure it's awaiting half a sandwich, but that's not WILDLIFE!
As for your tree picture - We have loads of them and lakes and sky!